where's the f****ing toaster?!

where's the f***ing toaster, the f***ing big frying pan and the f***ing oven?! this is meant to be a camper for 7 people and you cant even cook a bloody meal for 3 in it. and we most certainly do NOT need a microwave in it. and why the f*** is there a smoke alarm in the bloody camper?! this seems to be the most ill-equiped camper that i have been in. - Matthew